There are many, many smart people out there writing about the great sport of professional wrestling, but what I'm guessing is that you maybe want a total dumbass to write a review of your favorite match. I am happy to be that dumbass.

Rules:

1. Please send a link, even if it's just to XWT.

2. I'll write about anything, even something I've already reviewed elsewhere (BIG EGG, Fanfyte, a thing I did called Blogamania before anybody knew who I was), but may renegotiate if something is slated for BIG EGG in the future or is beyond my capacity to write, for whatever reason.

3. Reviews will be posted on Torture Rack and Honey, which is my personal little wrestling page I hastily created to dump my Fanfyte archive onto.

4. Proceeds are going towards getting out of the abyssal hole that was my 2023. Once I'm out of said hole, idk, maybe a tattoo.