I would like to wear this image of John Waters torturing Johnny Knoxville with what is, I'm sure, the stiffest headlock in human history, on a t-shirt. I am guessing that you may *also* like to do so. These shirts are guaranteed to go to print, so no worries there. Black and white on a white tee. Sorry all you white tee haters, but white is absolutely the filthiest color of t-shirt available so that's what we're doing.

AS ALWAYS, the LVAC is my print shop of choice, Pennsylvania's finest. Shirts sizes S-3XL are gonna be on Next Levels, 4XL-5XL on Gildan Hammers. Equivalents if not available, obviously.

International shipping is prohibitively expensive, but if you're game I'm game.

Finally, the final shirt may look different from the preview image.