Gonna open this up for the first time in years. What's on offer is a brand new poem written just for you or whoever you choose, on a topic of your liking

SO LONG AS THE TOPIC IS POPULAR CULTURE

I cannot stress that enough, ha.

Last time I did this, I wrote a lot of good poems (not enough, but a lot) about pop culture from all over the map. Pitches that didn't work were either beyond what I knew or too inside jokey, while ones that did were just like "Randy Savage."

Make a judgement—I'm probably not the right person to do a BTS poem, but I can try.

These won't be hastily penned jokes—I'd like to take this seriously! I don't know how to be funny!

I ask you to do the following:

1. Include your request in the note to seller section.

2. Give me 1-4 months to write your poem. If it's for an occasion, lmk and I'll try to get it done.

Thanks!